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November 16th, 2007 (03:33 pm)

Zombie airline:

"In the event of a water laaanding, your neighbor's braaaaain can be used a flotaaaation device."

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Posted by: Ursula Messerschmitt (snobahr)
Posted at: November 16th, 2007 08:38 pm (UTC)
Bear-BRAINS

No, it can't. I already ate it.

Posted by: Who, me? (metageek)
Posted at: November 16th, 2007 08:49 pm (UTC)

Better than the in-flight snack.

Posted by: C. Virtue (cvirtue)
Posted at: November 16th, 2007 08:41 pm (UTC)
YUM

Awww, now nobody's going to want to come visit us for supper!

Posted by: Who, me? (metageek)
Posted at: November 16th, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)

In case our house makes a water landing?

Posted by: C. Virtue (cvirtue)
Posted at: November 16th, 2007 08:50 pm (UTC)

Because we'll eat their brains, or save them as pool toys.

And do you remember that bear-centered riff we had a few days ago? It was brilliant, and I should have written it down, but I didn't.

Posted by: Who, me? (metageek)
Posted at: November 16th, 2007 08:56 pm (UTC)

No...something about honey?

Posted by: metahacker (metahacker)
Posted at: November 16th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
fireworks

"I had a flotation device, but I eated it"?

Posted by: Who, me? (metageek)
Posted at: November 16th, 2007 08:51 pm (UTC)

So maybe your stomach will float.

Posted by: C. Virtue (cvirtue)
Posted at: November 16th, 2007 08:53 pm (UTC)

That would be a gas!

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