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Dave Barry for President Q&A

July 2nd, 2007 (10:53 am)

Dave Barry is doing something new with his perennial claim to be running for President: he's got a Q&A site. It's hit or miss, but there's some funny stuff in there. Here's what I wrote in:

Q: Once elected, what will you do about the Spam Problem? We can't just incinerate it with giant blowtorches, as you once proposed for junk mail. How about incinerating the spammers? Would this be done live on CNN, or would pay-per-view be more appropriate?

John Stracke, Cambridge, MA 6/28/07

A: They would be placed in small cells and be given nothing to eat except penis-enlargement products.

Dave Barry 6/30/07

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Posted by: C. Virtue (cvirtue)
Posted at: July 2nd, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
LotR pants

Nice one!

(PS: if my text messages to you are not getting through, phone me.)

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