Starbucks PR
Sometime last week I saw a blip on a Starbucks PR campaign on the theme, "I am Starbucks". The poster encouraged people to write in their own versions. Mine is a little darker than most:
I am a coffee bean, seed of future life. I have been roasted alive, ground to powder, placed in boiling water, and discarded. I am Starbucks.
(Based on the idea that eating plants is at least as cruel as eating animals; at least the animals aren't still alive when you bite into them.)