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The One Who Must Not...

December 8th, 2005 (09:14 am)
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current mood: amused
current song: Dance Magic, from Labyrinth

Today's The Order of the Stick has the bad guys visiting a wizard school to do some recruiting. Yesterday they interviewed, and killed, Harry Potter Larry Gardener; today, after many rejections (off-stage), we get:

Headmaster: "I think you'll really like this one. We call him...The One Who Must Not Be Named."

Chief Bad Guy: "Another one? Good gods, man, that's eleven so far who Must Not Be Named. Not to mention the four Who Must Not Be Looked At, the two who Must Not Be Spoken To, and the one who Must Not Be Toilet Trained."

Big Dumb Henchman: "Thog got to use a mop!"

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Posted by: C. Virtue (cvirtue)
Posted at: December 8th, 2005 07:20 pm (UTC)
Wedding

I think parenting has warped your brain, my love.

The half elf with one pointy ear and one regular ear was a LOT funnier!

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