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Nascar Personal Lubricant.

May 11th, 2005 (01:17 pm)
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current mood: silly

On another blog I saw someone post about silly cross-marketing. The item he'd seen was Nascar Grape Tomatoes, and he asked, "what's next?". So I answered:

Nascar Personal Lubricant.

"Hi, I'm Guy Driver. When I slide into my cockpit, I need the best performance I can get from my equipment. If the lubricant fails, and I seize up at a crucial moment, I could be crippled for life. That's why I insist my crew use Nascar Personal Lubricant. Some of them haven't been comfortable with it, but I tell them, if they use any other lube, I'll have their ass."

Voiceover: "Nascar Personal Lubricant. When you can't afford to slip up."

Comments

Posted by: goldsquare (goldsquare)
Posted at: May 11th, 2005 05:27 pm (UTC)

Gosh, I bet everyone in the Pits uses it.

Posted by: C. Virtue (cvirtue)
Posted at: May 11th, 2005 06:17 pm (UTC)

What have you done with my husband?

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